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What AI Can’t Do

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I had a training session at work, in which my colleagues and I were told that Chat GPT can’t generate an image of a completely full glass of wine. This is because nobody ever fills a wine glass right to the top, and if anyone ever has done, apparently nobody has ever posted a photograph of it on the internet. The AI has nothing to go on, because AI cannot imagine; it can only scavenge.

Here is a comprehensive list of impossible things which ChatGPT failed to create for me*:

- A glass of wine full to the brim

- A plane flying in reverse

- An inside-out cat

- Paul McCartney losing his temper 

- A coherent episode of The One Show

- A McDonald’s apple pie at a mouth-friendly temperature 

- Lime bikes that aren’t in the way when not in use

- A return train journey where both trains run on time

- An affordable flat to rent in London

- A properly-funded NHS

- A billionaire-funded trip to space that isn’t pointless

- A way to always remember your bag for life

- A Reform MP with no secrets

*I didn’t actually ask ChatGPT to do this; no AI was used in the writing of this blog.


Lauren Johnston writes for fun but will also do it for money if offered. She works as Keeper of the Books (ok, librarian) at a school in London. Her website is here: https://laurenjohnstonwriter.co.uk


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