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Have you seen the time?

No. Okay. Fine.


Do you think, I dunno, maybeeee… you should leave?


Is the thought of you going so hard to conceive?


Look, I love fun, fun’s dead great.


Even then, perhaps you should have stopped at quarter to 8.


Oh. Here we go. Now you’re getting annoyed.


I’m a human being. Don’t shout, pleaseeeee. I’m not a droid!


Your eyes have gone funny, come on. It’s time to go home.


Aggggghhhhhhhh… but you’re just not gonna leave me alone!


Bed. Sleep. Time to rest.


Right now, that really, really would be the best.


I’m stuck here now, waiting for you.


Just because you can’t work the lock on the loo.


Do people think? Show any concern?


Would they rather just watch my mind, heart, soul, burn?


I’m a people person. Yeah. I always say that.


But looking at you… yeah, that’s all crap.


Ryan Croughan is one of the unfortunate souls who keeps the Minor Spillage ship sailing. Sailing? Probably better to say paddling. As well as producing, he finds time to present and provide voiceovers. He also says he doesn't like the sound of his own voice. Bit odd really.



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