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LIVING STATION #3938366299227/VG. ASSISTANCE LOG. CASE NO. 100979. PRELIMINARY PHYSICAL ASSESSMENT: HUMAN FEMALE AT 15% EFFICIENCY. EMOTIONAL STATUS: DECAYING. MODE SELECT: PSYCHIATRIC AID. SUBSET: POLITE CONVERSATION. SUBSET: COMFORTING FRIEND.

I don’t know what I’m doing.

PLEASE EXPLAIN.

Does it show?

PLEASE EXPLAIN.

I try and I try... To no avail.

PLEASE EXPLAIN.

To assure them.

PLEASE EXPLAIN.

To make things right.

PLEASE EXPLAIN.

The problem is, well... assurance.

PLEASE EXPLAIN.

Assurance doesn’t know.

PLEASE EXPLAIN.

Assurance doesn’t know how to know.

PLEASE EXPLAIN.

Because assurance is just a word.

PLEASE EXPLAIN.

And words aren't assurance.

PLEASE EXPLAIN.

Words aren't enough.

PLEASE EXPLAIN.

Words don't know anything.

PLEASE EXPLAIN.

And I don’t know... 

PLEASE EXPLAIN.

...Anything.

...

But you know what...

...

There is one thing I do know.

...

You are not Assurance. 

...

You are nothing.

ASSISTANCE REQUIRED. 

I just can’t tell.

ASSISTANCE REQUIRED.

And neither can you.

ASSISTANCE REQUIRED.

Is not knowing good enough?

ASSISTANCE REQUIRED.

To guess blindly?

ASSISTANCE REQUIRED.

Does it show?

ASSISTANCE REQUIRED.

Does ANY of it show?

ASSISTANCE REQUIRED.

I don’t know. 

ASSISTANCE REQUIRED.

I don't know-

ASSISTANCE REQUIRED.

WHAT-

ASSISTANCE REQUIRED.

-I'M-

ASSISTANCE REQUIRED.

-DOING!

ASSISTANCE REQUIRED. ASSISTANCE REQUIRED. ASSISTANCE REQUIRED...

Ryan Croughan is one of the unfortunate souls who keeps the Minor Spillage ship sailing. Sailing? Probably better to say paddling. As well as producing, he finds time to present and provide voiceovers. He also says he doesn't like the sound of his own voice. Bit odd really.


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