SAME!?

What’re you listening to?

Oh.

The same as me?

Really.

Wow!

Well, erm. I’m not sure what we can talk about then.

That we like the same thing? That just by chance there’s someone on the train sitting next to me listening to the very same thing as me?

No. No nothing to talk about.

In all the millions.

Of millions.

Of MILLIONS!

Of possibilities of that one in a million chance that the person next to me would happen to be listening to the VERY same niche, unique, obtuse, absurd, strange, potentially cliquey, at least a little bit underground, (because I’m cool), band as me, on a train, where we both just so HAPPEN to have set next to each other on a journey to somewhere as totally innocuous as Kirkham and Wesham?

No, you’re right.

Nothing to talk about at all there is there. 

Not in the slightest.

If it’s alright, I’m just gonna put my headphones back on too.

Ryan Croughan is one of the unfortunate souls who keeps the Minor Spillage ship sailing. Sailing? Probably better to say paddling. As well as producing, he finds time to present and provide voiceovers. He also says he doesn't like the sound of his own voice. Bit odd really.